feat: /chiste

TODO.md

@@ -36,6 +36,7 @@
 # Context Menu Commands
 - [ ] bonzify - Text-to-speech with Bonzi Buddy voice
 - [ ] cursivify - Italicize message text
+- [ ] quote - Generate a quote image from a message
 
 # Utility Systems to Rewrite
 - [ ] Resolver - Role/user resolution utility

bun.lock

@@ -11,6 +11,7 @@
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         "dotenv": "^16.3.1",
         "mongodb": "^6.17.0",
+        "node-html-parser": "^7.0.1",
         "sharp": "^0.34.2",
       },
       "devDependencies": {
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+
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@@ -279,6 +296,8 @@
 
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@@ -331,8 +350,12 @@
 
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package.json

@@ -24,6 +24,7 @@
 		"discord.js": "^14.21.0",
 		"dotenv": "^16.3.1",
 		"mongodb": "^6.17.0",
+		"node-html-parser": "^7.0.1",
 		"sharp": "^0.34.2"
 	},
 	"devDependencies": {

src/commands/handlers/suggestions-yes.ts

@@ -14,7 +14,6 @@ import db from '../../utils/db';
 export default commandModule({
   type: CommandType.Button,
   async execute(interaction) {
-    const convertToNumber = parseInt((interaction.component as ButtonComponent).label!);
     const row1 = interaction.message!.components[0] as ActionRow<MessageActionRowComponent>;
     const row2 = interaction.message!.components[1] as ActionRow<MessageActionRowComponent>;
     const rows = {

src/commands/silly/chiste.ts

@@ -0,0 +1,38 @@
+import { fisherYatesShuffle } from '#/fisheryates';
+import { commandModule, CommandType } from '@sern/handler';
+import { EmbedBuilder } from 'discord.js';
+import { readFile } from 'fs/promises';
+
+export default commandModule({
+  type: CommandType.Slash,
+  plugins: [],
+  description: 'CHISTE',
+  options: [],
+  execute: async (ctx) => {
+    const fileContent = (
+      JSON.parse(await readFile('./assets/chistes.json', 'utf-8')) as JokesJSON[]
+    )
+      // do not ask
+      .filter((j) => j.category !== 'sexo');
+
+    const joke = fisherYatesShuffle(fileContent)[0];
+    const embed = new EmbedBuilder()
+      .setColor('Blurple')
+      .setTitle(
+        joke.keywords === 'pinguino,elchiste,alguienmeobligo'
+          ? 'EL CHISTE DEL PINGUINO OMAIGAD'
+          : null
+      )
+      .setDescription(joke.text);
+
+    await ctx.reply({ embeds: [embed] });
+  },
+});
+
+interface JokesJSON {
+  id: number;
+  text: string;
+  keywords: string;
+  funny: number;
+  category: string;
+}

src/utils/fisheryates.ts

@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+export function fisherYatesShuffle<T>(array: T[]): T[] {
+  const shuffledArray = [...array];
+  for (let i = shuffledArray.length - 1; i > 0; i--) {
+    const j = Math.floor(Math.random() * (i + 1));
+    [shuffledArray[i], shuffledArray[j]] = [shuffledArray[j], shuffledArray[i]];
+  }
+  return shuffledArray;
+}